Junkyard Find: 1992 Mercury Capri

Murilee Martin
by Murilee Martin

Imagine it’s 1992 and you’re shopping for a sporty convertible: Do you get an Australian-built front-wheel-drive Mazda based on the 323 … or do you get a Miata?

Exactly.

As a result, the 1991-1994 Mercury Capri wasn’t a big seller in the United States, but I still see about as many of them in wrecking yards as I do Ford Capris (sold by Lincoln-Mercury dealers in the USA but not badged as Mercurys) and Mustang-sibling Fox Capris these days.

Under the hood, pretty much the same engine as the Miata, but flipped sideways. From what we’ve seen in the 24 Hours of LeMons, a well-driven Capri will get around a race track just about as quickly as its very distant Miata cousin (but a Miata with an ordinary driver will run away from a Capri with an ordinary driver).

It took a while for 1980s-style graphics to disappear from the flanks of cars.

Made in Australia!

Overseas, they can’t wait to get their hands on one. Can you?

Imagine being a Lincoln-Mercury salesperson during a brutal recession and having to sit through about 19 hours of these training videos. Third prize, you’re fired!






Murilee Martin
Murilee Martin

Murilee Martin is the pen name of Phil Greden, a writer who has lived in Minnesota, California, Georgia and (now) Colorado. He has toiled at copywriting, technical writing, junkmail writing, fiction writing and now automotive writing. He has owned many terrible vehicles and some good ones. He spends a great deal of time in self-service junkyards. These days, he writes for publications including Autoweek, Autoblog, Hagerty, The Truth About Cars and Capital One.

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  • Sitting@home Sitting@home on Dec 30, 2015

    I had one of these for about 7 years/100k miles. Despite only twice-a-year Jiffy Lube maintenance, nothing went wrong except a snapped window cable which I replaced for $10 from Orchard Supply. It was much roomier than a Miata; the vestigial back seat was usable at a pinch and allowed the fronts to almost fully recline for camping. The roof packed completely into the body shell for a clean look, and when raised allowed a pass through for things like skis (yes, I took it both skiing and camping).

  • Nicktcfcsb Nicktcfcsb on Feb 03, 2016

    An older empty nest couple had one of these in my parents neighborhood growing up, teal green with a white top, I always liked it, and thought it was neat. I remember them replacing it with a 98 BMW Z in dark green. I don't know why but I always noticed these when I saw them. I think we will someday look back fondly at a time where a sub compact convertible was smaller than a new Mini Cooper.

  • Tassos THAT'S what happens when you FORCE an Idiot Joe Biden EV mandate on the industry. Tens of billions will be lost and widespread misery. They will be LUCKY if they don't go BANKRUPT AGAIN at GM and Stellantis, or for the first time at FORD.
  • Theflyersfan This system would be in total overload from Washington, DC/NoVA all of the way to Boston, because it seems that every driver in that area is having some form of a bad day to a total psychotic meltdown. What's HAL9000 doing to do, recline the driver's seat, put some kind of aroma candle scent through the vents, turn on the massage seat, and give you some kind of "Demolition Man" YOU FEEL GREAT TODAY platitudes on the infotainment screen?
  • SCE to AUX The dealers could easily get away with two Level 2 chargers and one or two Level 3 chargers at most.Ford has bungled this from the beginning.
  • Theflyersfan Ford, it's simple. If you want to continue to only sell EVs that have some serious quality issues and are over $60,000, you aren't going to need to make many changes and add extra chargers and the such because you aren't going to sell that many.However, if they somehow come up with a plan and sell an EV that has all of the issues and bugs figured out, decent range, and comes in around the national average of $40-$45,000, then start installing chargers because they might just sell a few. But as all of the Ford articles have been showing lately, there's rot at all levels of the chain there so good luck guys.
  • Carson D Ford: Built by the Model T. Killed by the Model e.
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